Wednesday, September 06, 2017

Idea!!!

X: Dude listen, I have this great business idea
Y: What is it?
X: Let us open this huge furniture store, that displays fully built furniture
Y: And if the customers like something, we sell them the furniture?
X: No, we are going to sell them boxes, that contain un assembled parts of furniture
Y: Okay, so if they like something we bring them the boxes that contain parts and sell them?
X: No they get to look up the location of those boxes and find them in the warehouse
Y: Oh, So we will ship those boxes for free once they buy?
X: No, No customers are responsible for taking their boxes home or we charge heavy fee for shipping
Y: So, we help them take those boxes from billing and load them up in their vehicles
X: No way! The customers do it themselves
Y: And we send professionals to their homes, to assemble the furniture?
X: No, No, No!! They will assemble their own furniture
y: Okay, so we charge the customers very less for this furniture?
X: Hahahah, God No!!
Y: SO you say that in this store, the customers will see built furniture
X: yes!
Y: They find the boxes containing un assembled parts of furniture in the warehouse
X: yes!!
Y: They take those boxes,load them in their vehicles
X: Yes yes!!
Y: They take it home and spend hours assembling it themselves
X: You got it, and we don't even give them spare screws or bolts or nuts!!
Y: and we will charge them the same price as fully built furniture
X: Ta Daa!!!
Y: Why would anyone come to a store like that?
X: Ummm, well.. the store will have a restaurant inside that serves meatballs
Y: Furniture Store? Serves meatballs?
X: Yes!!
Y: Dude this the worst business idea ever, this doesn't even classify as an idea, this is an ikea at best.
X: Yes!! Yes!! Dude you are a genius,that will be the name of the store... "IKEA"

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