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Scene: Exam days during Post Graduation.

Me: Dude where is X
Dude: His leg got fractured.
Me:How?
Dude: well you know that we live in first floor right
Me: Yeah
Dude: you know about papers leaking right
Me:Right
Dude: Well, Y went out to get the papers and when X heard the sound of his bike, he ran downstairs for papers, tripped, fell,
Me: LOL, ROFL, ROFLMAO
Dude: His leg got fractured, he couldn't write the exams and you are laughing
Me: Well that doesn't stop it from being funny ROFL

Scene: Post Graduation senior years

Me: Dude what is that thing
Dude: It is a vintage yezdi bike that I bought for 40K, then i spent 30K for customizing it and repainting it, pretty cool huh!!
Me: You could have got anew cool bike for that price and this doesn't even have a lock.
Dude: Get lost you are just jealous

Next day

Me: Dude why the long face
Dude: My bike got stolen, and I dont even have papers for it
Me: LOL, ROFL, ROFLMAO

Conversations

I keep visiting our client's office in Colorado on Business Visa every year. Next to the lab I work, we have a hardware lab where a summer intern works by the name XXXXXXXX or some name like that. You know how these summer interns are, a chance to do apprenticeship and they think they are at the top of the world, no offense!! One notable feature of her is that she is painfully thin, size 0 if you must. So one day me and my manager were done with our work and went to the parking lot and were thinking where we should head to. Then this girl comes out of another door and stands there looking confused and lost.

Manager: Look at that babe!! Is she Indian
Me:  yeah she looks lost, probably thinking about how to get home
Manager: you should go talk, ask if she needs a ride.
Me: Why me??
Manager: She Indian You Indian, Indian Indian
Me: Well today morning I wished her but she didn't even look at me, let her suffer!!

Then we hear the engine roar of an awesomely customized Ford Mustang GT which zooms past us and stops in front of her. She shouts at him for being late and he gives her something probably a gift, they hug and leave while we both were watching with our mouths open.

Me: It is at times like these that I wish I were a hot chick
Manager: Me too!!
Me: Lets go drink
Manager : Good Idea!!

MIlestone!!!

Me : I would like to mark October 2012 as one of the major milestones in my life, not because I got my work visa approved, nor because I will be moving to USA and start working there. It is because my life has reached a crucial point after which it will never be the same again, just like the day I lost my bachelorhood and the day I became a father.This is going to be a huge change that will impact almost every aspect of my life and it is making me nervous.

IV : Well BOO HOO!! You are not the first one to get a work visa and move to USA, nor you are going to be the last one. Many have done it before you and many will do it after you.

Me: You don't understand!!Many aspects of life are going to change drastically and there is a fear of uncertainty.

IV: Well suck it up and stop sounding like a teenage girl. There is no uncertainty, you already have a job there, so  you will work like others, earn like others and live like others. The next time you start talking like this I am going to come out and whack the bejesus out of you....

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