On the lines of MaTOR, here is another theory of relativity that is more relative to Einstein's Theory of Relativity in that it defines and discusses the Relativity of Time, again in a generic and nothing to do with science, way. Let us get to the definition without further ado.
MaTOR - II states that the perceived outcome of any incident is not absolute and is relative to Time. No there isn't going to be any formula this time.
Let us prove the theory with an example
Time : Circa 1740 A.D.
White Dude A: Dude!! I am thinking of getting myself negro slaves this weekend.
White Dude B: Cool!!! But the prices have gone high these days, its better to go to Africa and capture our own slaves.
White Dude A: No, there is a killer bargain, pay the price for two slaves and get the third one absolutely free!!!
Perceived Outcome:
White Dude B: Sweet!!! I will get myself some too!!!
Time : Circa 2000 A.D.
White Dude A: Dude!! I am thinking of getting myself negro slaves this weekend.
White Dude B: Shut up!!! What the hell is wrong with you, trying to get us killed!!!
White Dude A: No there is a killer bargain, pay the price for two nigge....
Perceived Outcome:
White Dude B: Bang!! Bang!! Die you Racist Bastard Die!! Die!! Die!! Bang!!Bang!!Bang!! I have nothing to do with this dude.
Another Example
Time : Circa 1780 A.D.
Dude A: Dudes!!! people some day will be able to fly in the air at great speeds and across continents in less than a day!!!
Perceived Outcome:
Dude B,C,D,E,F: What you smokin Bro!!! people can't fly, only birds can fly!!!
Time : Circa 2012 A.D.
Dude A: Dudes!!!people some day will be able to fly in the air at great speeds and across continents in less than a day!!!
Perceived Outcome:
Dude B,C,D,E,F: What you smokin Bro!!! people have been doing that for over hundred years now!!!
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