Theory of Relativity

I have to warn that this has got nothing to do with Einstein's theory of  relativity or does it!!! This is a more generic and nothing to do with physics kind of theory. The most difficult part of any theory is the definition, once the definition is ready everything else is relatively simple. so let us make an attempt towards defining MaTOR (Mkan's Theory Of Relativity).

MaTOR states that the perceived outcome of any incident is inversely proportional to the relativity with the subject. There you are, albeit a bit crude and rough on the edges that is the definition.

PO Inversely Proportional to R(S)  [I tried to get inversely proportional symbol in there, but couldn't ]

Where PO = Perceived Outcome
              R = Relativity
              S = Subject

Now, allow me to demonstrate the theory with an example.

Subject : Car

Dude A to Dude B: Dude guess what I was ripping the roads at an awesome speed of 180 Kmph.

PO1(No Relativity to Subject)

Dude B: Cool Dude!! That's just wickedly awesome.

Now let us add relativity factor and observe how  Perceived Outcome PO is inverted.

Dude A: Oh btw, that was your car!!

PO2  (Relativity to Subject)

Dude B: WTF!!! you touch my car again, I will break your hands and legs.

Hence Proved.

There you go, the examples can go on, but I guess I made my point.

You Will Survive!!!

I was going through some very interesting blogs and was wondering how these authors had a lot to write initially and slowly the number of posts deteriorated then some have stopped writing altogether due to various reasons.  Some lost interest, some got busy with reality, some had other priorities and some moved on to other things in life. Is that what you are going to do too, asked my blog, neglect me and leave me to slowly wither and die. I was quiet for some time trying to find an excuse, but then I realized, instead of an excuse I should be giving an answer. So here is my answer, No!! you will not be neglected and forgotten like other blogs, for you are my identity, my voice, my freedom to express without which there is not much left in me. So my dear, even if i don't have anything to write  for a while, I will always be back  and You Will Survive!!!!