Wisdom Shots !!!

This is collection of all the wisdom shots that I had since I arrived in USA

1. The more you get scared, the more it will scare you.
2. Never attend meetings, especially after you have traveled for 36 hours without much sleep.
3. Don't go for a Chinese buffet when you are not hungry.
4. Life is like a box of chocolates, sooner or later you will finish all those chocolates.
5. When life gives you lot of chocolates, distribute them all and go for a low fat, low calorie, high fiber Salad.
6. True Friends are like Chocolates, you can't have too many of them at the same time.
7. When others ask you for advice, they are not really looking for your opinion, they are looking for you to agree with their opinion.
8. A Generation later... folded news paper transforms into a laptop.
9. Life is like a box of chocolates, When I opened the box I found peanut butter cookies.
10. Reality is the ultimate illusion.
11. When it's sunny and warm in Colorado, don't forget to take your Rain Coat with you.
12. I have no complaints with death, it is life that is troubling me.